I found this Pregnancy Menu in a Mom-To-Be magazine.
I found it hilarious but true.
Enjoy
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First Trimester Menu
Appetizer
Tums Compote
Entree
Fresh Saltines on a bed of Saltines, lightly seasoned with Saltines
Beverage
Ginger Ale (IV drip available upon request)
Dessert
Ten minutes in a dim room with an ice bag on your head
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Second Trimester Menu
Appetizer
Half a roast turkey, extra crispy
Entree*
A succulent leg of lamb smothered in pork chops, served BBQ ribs and garnished with cheeseburgers (all burnt beyond recognition for your safety)
Beverage
Toll House-pie smoothie, prepared with 1/2 pint heavy cream
Dessert
9/13 pan of double fudge brownies
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Third Trimester Menu
(Each course followed by 15 minute neck massage and/or bathroom break.)
Appetizer
Three bites of tossed salad
Entree
Two bites of lasagna
Beverage
None- so you'll have room for dessert
Dessert
A Tic-Tac
*Double portions available if you're expecting twins
4 comments. . . I Love Comments!:
So funny! I laugh just thinking about it! Let me know what food you need and hopefully I can get it for you, that is my job as your non-pregnant sister!!
Cheryl really likes to rub in the fact that she isn't pregnant doesn't she? I love this menu. Is it bad that an entire 9/13 pan of double fudge brownies sounds really good right now. :)
That is too true! Makes me laugh!
Oh the memories.
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