Funny things my kids say

It's been a while since I've written down the funny things my kids say. I don't know why. Maybe because they say funny things all.the.time.

It's hard to keep up.

Most of these feature Preston.  He's at that age where everything he says is funny.  And he's with me all day long.

Tyson: Mom, I'm trying to help Preston find his shoes but I don't know how to say "re-trace your steps" in kid language.

Preston: Maybe you should say, "zeep up all a oop beep."

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Mom: Boys, please go play.

Tyson: But mom, we are playing Star Wars and Nolan doesn't know how.

Mom: I don't care.  Go play anyway.

Preston: I know! Nolan can be R2dirty2!

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Preston: There are three kinds of Pee.  The food pea, the letter P, and the pee that comes out of your pee part.

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Preston: Mom, what is a boomerang?  Is it a rang that booms? 

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Preston: Tyson, did you have fun at school today?

Tyson: Yeah.

Preston: Did you learn about Star Wars?

Tyson: No.

Preston: Did you learn about not sassing your mom?

Tyson: No.

Preston: What did you learn then?!

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And then there are the funny things they do.

One day Preston was throwing a temper tantrum. Laying on the floor, screaming, crying, kicking his feet, you get the picture.  He was just having an emotional day and I was done trying to calm him. Nolan however knew just what to do.  He quietly walked over to Preston, bent down until his nose was two inches from Preston's nose, put his finger up to his own lips and shushed Preston.  I burst out laughing. Tyson burst out laughing. And best of all Preston stopped screaming and started laughing.