I want to have a little contest. I am going to post my most embarrassing moment. In return I want you all to post yours (on your own blog or in my comments, although if you post it on your own blog I will need you to leave me the link so I can read it). I will give you all one week to post them. At the end of the week I will choose a winner - the person whom I decide has the best/worst embarrassing moment.
The winner gets two movie tickets.
Sounds fun, right?!
Alright, here's my MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
The scene: It was 1993. I was in junior high. I was 5 feet tall and weighed a mere 70 lbs. I was innocent, shy and, as most seventh graders, very unsure of myself. I had to visit the restroom between classes one day. I had to wait in a long line in the bathroom and I knew I was going to be late if I didn't run to class. So run I did. I took off as fast as my little legs would carry me, rounding the corner toward my classroom. Unbeknownst to me, I was not the only kid trying to get to class on time. As I turned that corner a GREAT BIG FAT KID (he was easily three times my size) slammed right into me. I bounced (yes, I said bounced) off him and slammed into the lockers behind me, sliding to the floor. All I could think about was how I was going to be late for class, so I picked myself up and took off running again. I slid into my seat just as the bell was ringing. I let out a huge sigh of relief. I had made it. Just then the vice principal burst through the door. "Are you OK?" he yelled to me. (He apparently had witnessed the whole thing) I slid as far down into my seat as I could. Of course, the teacher and the entire class wanted to know what had happened. The vice principal replayed the whole story for the class, in all it's gory detail, as I turned every shade of red. I assured them all I was fine, wishing I could just disappear.
Alright, it's your turn. Post your most embarrassing moments and make 'em good! I will announce the winner next Monday.
8 comments. . . I Love Comments!:
Well after reading what you felt was your most embarrassing moment, rather than thinking of mine, I began thinking of some of your embarrassing moments that I was privileged to witness, like the time you told the Bishopric to GO AWAY! That's probably one of my favorites.
Not only did I yell at them to "go away" I continued by saying "we don't like you."
Good Times
Okay...I can't pass this up. I need a night out with my husband.
Scene: College dorm room. I was a Resident Assistant (on the 11th floor) and I was in my room one night when I saw my doorknob move. Thank goodness it was locked but I slowly went up to the door and looked through the peek hole. Nobody was there. So, I called the Male RA from 10th floor and asked him to come up to my floor and check the situation out. A few minutes later I had a knock on the door. It was the male RA, he told me to come with him...he didn't know what to do. So I followed him down the hall and there lying on the floor was a naked African American man. Yes, shocked but looking at his face it was a boyfriend of one of the girl on my floor so I went to get her and she brought a blanket to cover him. Come to find out he had one too many and he had left his dorm room to go to the restroom and got lost on his way back to his room.
Okay...that's embarrassing but even more embarrassing, as an RA if there is an incident that happens on your floor you were required to write it up and talk to the person involved. YEP I had to write it up and talk to him. I was embarrassed and so was he. I believe I talked to him about the dangers of drinking and be careful the next time. To say the least, he didn't visit our floor for quite a long time.
I posted my most embarassing moment on my blog.
I think I should win.
You may remember mine:
We were at the Brick Oven having dinner the night before a cross country race. During dinner a conversation became quite funny. I had just taken a drink of rootbeer when the story/joke that was being told became too funny and I started to laugh. Laughing with a mouth full of rootbeer led to rootbeer coming out my nose and then I started to choke. This led to rootbeer getting spit out of my mouth and across the table on to Danny. However, the embarassment didn't stop there. Remember I started to choke. This led to a little bit of vomit right there at the table in front of everyone! OOOOHHHHH, it was SSSSSSOOOOOO embarassing. Suddenly I was laughing in embarassment and crying in embarassment all at the same time. Danny and I had gone to a dance before this...we never went again. I guess spitting on a potential date isn't the way to win his heart.
Danny Davidson? Really? I SOOO don't remember that!
Yes Danny Davidson...oh gosh it was SO awful!
I have a lot of little embarassing moments, but I think I will use this story.
I was in ninth grade and I had just walked into my class. I had a cross country meet that day, and would be leaving this class early. I sat down, which happened to be right in front of one of the boys I really liked, at the time.
I sat down and started to shift around a little. I realized that I had just sat in gum. I tried so hard to hold still, so that no one would notice.
They finally call over intercom that the cross country team members needed to be excused. I grabbed my backpack and put it on before I stood up, and left the class as fast as I could. When I got to hall I tried to adjust the straps so that my backpack would be long enough to cover the glob of gum stuck to my butt.
I got to the locker room and changed as fast as I could.
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