Quotable Quotes

Preston: Hey Mom, I'm a nice boy but I still do naughty things.

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Mom: Preston, you can't parachute naked. If you want to parachute you need to put your clothes back on.

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Preston: How many fingers do I have?

M: You have 10. Five on each hand.

P: No I don't. I'll count them. 3-4-5-6-7-9-8-9-6-4. See, I have lots of fingers.

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Preston: Mom, What was that game we played lasternight? I want to play it again.

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Mom: You are being too picky about lunch. This isn't a restaurant!

Preston: Yeah, our bathrooms are restaurants! (he meant restrooms)

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And a good one from Tyson:

Tyson: Mom, monkeys are 98% human because they kind of look like us and they aren't just skin. That's why they are 98% like us. Oh, wait. They are 99% like us.