Who comes up with this stuff?!
*Not real snails. He tells me it was just a sandwich thing that looked like a snail.
Who comes up with this stuff?!
*Not real snails. He tells me it was just a sandwich thing that looked like a snail.
Day 1
9:00 Put child on Potty. Nothing happens.
9:05 Convince child to swap Pull-up for Lightning McQueen underwear. Set Potty timer for 25 minutes.
9:20 Ignore prompting to take child to the potty
9:25 Ignore second prompting to take child to potty.
9:26 Hear child yell, "I peed!" Run to find him squatting in your office chair. Rush child to potty. Nothing more happens. Reset potty timer for 45 minutes.
9:28 Clean chair
9:30 Help child find new Elmo undies.
9:35 Bibliotherapy. Read Underwear by Mary Elise Monsell.
10:10 Potty timer beeps. Drag child away from cartoons and into the bathroom. Child climbs up on the potty. Nothing happens. Reset timer for 15 minutes.
10:23 Remind child that it's almost time to go potty.
10:25 Potty timer beeps. Child informs you that he already peed. Remove wet underoos. Make child climb on potty to 'finish.' Nothing happens. Child dons a new pair of Lighting McQueen. Reset timer for 45 minutes.
11:10 Potty timer beeps, but you don't hear it because you are in the shower. You send older sibling to help child to the potty when he complains about the noisy timer.
11:20 Older child informs you that he did NOT take child potty when you question him after your shower. Rush child to potty. Nothing happens, except a juicy fart. Encourage child to sit a little longer, but child refuses. Bribe child with toys and candy if he will poop in the potty. Child jumps off the toilet and runs away. Reset timer for 10 minutes and PRAY child does not poop in his underwear before then.
11:30 Timer beeps as you are nursing the baby. Verbally send child to the potty on his own. Child runs into the bathroom and shuts the door. A few minutes later child emerges from bathroom, still wearing his underwear. Child proudly announces that he put diaper rash cream on his bum. Verbally instruct child to remove his underwear and go sit on the potty. Child runs into the bathroom and shuts the door. Finish nursing the baby. Go into the bathroom and find child hugging, not sitting on, the toilet. Place child on the toilet. Listen to child scream about how he wanted to get on the potty all.by.himself. Witness the first successful peeing of the day while child is still yelling about not wanting to go potty. Put underwear back on child and reset the timer for 45 minutes.
12:15 Timer beeps during lunch. Child jumps out of his chair, runs to the potty and quickly climbs on. He sits there for 0.25 seconds when he announces that he's all done and jumps right back off.
12:30 Put child back on potty when lunch is over. Child again sits for 0.25 seconds, announces he is done and jumps off. Child runs downstairs begging for a movie.
12:31 Child yells from the basement, "I peed!" Breathe deeply and fight urge to give up.
12:35 Send child to get new underwear while cleaning the carpet.
12:40 Notice "skid mark" where still bare bottomed child was sitting. Rush child to the toilet. Encourage him to poop. Put him back on the potty repeatedly. Bribe child to stay by reading books, including but not limited to "Everyone Poops" by Taro Gomi. Continue until your butt goes numb from sitting on the bathroom floor. Nothing happens.
1:00 Help child into his fresh underwear. Make him promise not to poop or pee in them.
1:20 Find child squatting in the corner. Rush child, mid poop, to the toilet. Cheer as child finishes the job in the toilet, over coming his pooping-in-the-potty phobia.
1:30 Reward child with candy. Older sibling rewards child with a dollar.
1:45 Naptime. Put child in a pull-up. Tuck him in, and say Good Night. Breathe a sigh of relief.
Tyson also really enjoyed the dunk tank. There were two lines of kids: those that wanted to throw balls at a target to dunk people, and those who wanted to sit on a little platform and be dunked.
Do you even have to guess which line Tyson stood in?
Three times!
(I wish I had a picture!)






Our spring weather was less than desirable this year, so sitting through his games twice a week was a labor of love.
Overall, Tyson enjoyed the season. But I doubt he will be playing next year.
(Tyson and Preston visiting Grandpa Toone. Tyson remembers him and Preston is named after him.)
After celebrating Memorial Day this year, I have a new resolve to teach my sons about the great people they are named after. With a little help from my Grandma I've been learning more about these people. My goal is to create a book for each boy with pictures and stories from the lives of their namesakes.
Tyson Spencer is named after his Fourth Great Grandpa Spencer.
Preston Thomas is named after his Great Grandpa Toone.
Nolan Jacob is named after his Great-Great Grandma Howard.
Each of these people lived wonderful lives. But their great examples go unappreciated if we don't learn about them. I know they are still mindful of us, and want to know us. We just need to put in the effort to learn about them.
I want my boys to be proud of their names. I want them to live in a way that will make their namesakes proud. They have big shoes to fill.
I want Tyson to get rid of the training wheels on his bike. I am also determined to help him improve reading skills over the summer. His reading ability has skyrocketed in the last year. I attribute this to his awesome school teacher and family Book of Mormon reading. We will continue reading the BOM throughout the summer (maybe even finish Alma!). I also encourage Tyson to read at least one book everyday. He really likes reading to his little brothers.
Preston is ready for potty training, and I am determined to conquer it this summer. We made the move from diapers to pull-ups this week. Our biggest obstacle right now is his hesitation to poop in the toilet. If any of you veteran moms have any tips for overcoming this Please let me know!
Nolan is doing so well. He has life figured out. He's amazing (but I'll save that for another post). This summer we will be working on rolling over and sitting up. And by the end of the summer we will be working on eating baby food!
And for me: In addition to everything listed above I want to finish my 2009 Blog book and my 2009 Family Scrapbook. They are both nearly done, I just need to put the finishing touches on them. My biggest task will be organizing my office and my storage room. They are both in really bad shape, but I need Dan's help with both of them. I also want to run at least two 5Ks this summer.
Wish us luck! We are going to need it!
What are your goals for the summer?