Dan's phone started acting wonky the other day.
Like Dan, it's obviously been working too hard.
Do you see anything wrong with this picture?

Yeah, it's 1970.
I told Dan that the reason his phone wasn't working properly was that it hadn't been invented yet.
Dan wasn't even invented yet!
Dan can't survive one day without his phone so T-Mobile overnighted him a new one.
The next day my phone stopped working.
Here is the key difference between my life and Dan's life:
It took me three day to notice it was broken. Then I spent a week without a phone. During that week I only missed two calls (one of them was from Dan).
Now I am borrowing an old one till next month when I can upgrade for free.


1 comments. . . I Love Comments!:
That is seriously too funny.
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