Tyson is a sponge.
This is why we need to limit his TV watching.
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I had just gotten out of the shower one day and was in my closet getting dressed. Tyson was lurking outside the door waiting for me to finish. Once fully clothed, I gave Tyson the OK to open the door.
"Mommy, you look beautiful!" he said.
"You are Nutri-sized!"
"Um. . . Tyson, what does 'Nutri-sized' mean?"
"You know, when you eat that food on TV and you lose weight and you can wear all your old clothes again."
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One of Tyson's chores is to wipe "black spots" off my kitchen floor. Sometimes he uses Clorox wipes, sometimes he uses a kitchen rag. One day he begged to use Windex and a paper towel. I figured Windex was harmless so I let him.
After a few minutes of wiping I heard him exclaim,
"Look mom, the Windex has restored the floor's natural shine!"
Later that day I saw him stoop down and smell the floor.
"Smells like beauty," he declared.
3 comments. . . I Love Comments!:
haha thats too funny!
Looks like you have a little comic on your hands. That was so funny. Thanks for posting I needed a good laugh to get me through my LONG day. :)
What a character. hehe.
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